1. woke up super fucking early after like 14 hours of sleep and studied for my finace final
2. fuck finals. open 1st bottle of wine to celebrate friday
3. dos reales. so fucking good but jess had to drive back cuz i was toooo drunk. stopped a liquor store on the way home and they DIDNT HAVE LOKO. LIKE LEGIT THEY HAD IT YESTERDAY.
4. got really fucking drunk watching AList NY with matt whilst chainsmoking and drinking joose
5. freshman bitch and her friend came over to pregame at like 12:30… sorry bitches no more booze here. best passback of my life
6. joes. hooked up with the hottest man on the dance floor. he was really sweaty and had bad breath but it was ok. his body and my drunkness made up for it
7. sophia bought rounds for EVERYONE incl freshman bitches. proceded to lecture me for 20 minutes about how she never ate my burrito and none of her friends would ever eat a tortilla. carbs are gross mkay?
8. up till 6am nekkid in bed with macks trying to see how many webcam viewers we could get. i think we peaked around 780. made $4
1. woke up at 10:50 for my 11am final
2. fell out of bed, mostly because i was still pretty fucking drunk
3. failed final
4. walking back to my apartment, i was walking past a dimepiece 10 muthafucker, slipped on ice, faceplanted, ate shit, crushed my cigarettes, and limped home
5. napped until it was time to drink
6. drove the 1/2 block to liquor store with jon to buy boozes
7. WTF THEY STILL HAVE FOURLOKO?!?
8. finished aforementioned loko and roll up to chloes apartment around 11 wit my best crew
9. get drunk, make chlo put it in with faggo… need to get laid tonight
10. get jimmy jons?
11. faggo comes back to my place. jon interrupts.
12. NOT into it. WTF no boner for me…. i procede to belittle faggo as much as possible. he wont cry no matter how much i make fun of him
13. faggo deletes his number from my phone. leaves
14. jess and i decide to have a sleep over and she comes around 4:30
15. girl talk til 5:30 then passs outtt